Cinco De Maya

5-5-25
So its Cinco De Mayo. I don't celebrate it. Know why? Because the Mexican homies don't. They're like na, its not really a holiday like that...

It's a real day, its just not an excuse to get drunk like every american holiday.

So I'm not gonna drink. I'm gonna do what I do anyway and smoke my marijuna. Mary Juana. Mary Jane in spanish. Mexicans made the first seedless weed. Sensi.

We are now in the Month of May. I wanted to see what is the Origin of May. Sounds like Mayan. So I did some research....

Google wants to say May was named after the Roman goddess, Maia. Ok. Well, my bullshit radar went off because Romans like to historically steal facts. Just sayin no shot to any actual Romans. Its like sayin America stole. I'm American. Get it.

So I looked up the century Maia popped up. Said 8th Century BC. So 800 BC. Seems old ok. Lets go back further.

When did the name Maya from Central America show up? According to my research.... It says its a relatively modern term given to them by the Spanish. 

So where did the Spanish and Romans get this name from....

Let's go back further and we get Maya, high priest of Amun. Of Egypt.

From what year was he around? Well, they made it complicated. So you know they're trying to hide something. Again...

Said he was around Year 4 of Akhenaten. So what does that mean?

That was a Pharaoh so I had to look up the year he was ruler. 1351 BC.

There was also Maya the treasurer or overseer of Egypt as well around the same time.

So the Maya were around before, around 2000 BC, but were not calling themselves Maya. 

Pyramids in Mexico. Makes sense now. Kinda....